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World's Lurchest Wine Writer - The Gangsta of the Grape - The Sultan of Shiraz - The Buccaneer of Burgundy - The Prince of Pinot Noir - Yellow Tail's Bane - Locus of the Ladies' Focus - Wielder of the trousered Hammer of Thor - I have arrived to rescue the wine world from overly-serious, rigid, deconstructionist, rooster juice peckerwoods who'd never dream of gettin' a tattoo or crackin' a smile. I am without a doubt, the smartest, funniest and toughest sumbitch in the entire wine industry. And I aint goin' away. All disputes will be settled bare-knuckled in the Octagon. You heard me. Oh, and by the way...Bite me crank!

Sunday, April 09, 2006

The Deacon is Back!


Yo Yo Yo to all my fanz and all you crackerpecker monkeyjive bananapeel dinkwaters who still just don't get it!

I be back! As many of you have noticed, for weeks the Deacon's been missing in action, and what a wild ride it's been, even by Deacon standards, which ride both high and wild...
As you can see, the experience has taken its toll on His Excellency, and I know you're all chompin' at the metaphorical bit to find out exactly what's happened...Well for lack of time, I can't tell y'all right now. But I wanted my hos and homeys to know that your Deacon has not vanished off the face of the earth. I swear by Billy Munnelly's liver that I'll be givin' y'all a complete update within 24 hours.
It's a very strange story...
You heard me.
Deacon Dr. Fresh
Gone and back again

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and I used to be a werewolf; but I'm OK noooooooow....

-harv

3:54 PM  

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