Best Wine Before a Lengthy Prison Term!
You bet your jockstrap Daniel! The Deacon teaches most Wednesday nights with the Lurch Legionaires: Dave "Peppy" Duhaime, Chris "Polish Power" Umiastowski and the Deacon's protege and bodyguard, Adam "The Sadist" Sutherland. We lurk near Kingston Road and Victoria Park. Send me an email and I'll get Adam to connect with you. Then you can learn a system that really works; not one of those "Let's leap 30 feet in the air and kick him in the head, even though we're in an elevator, martial arts systems." This be the lurch deal, Jack! Come check us out.
Dear Dr. Fresh: Do you like any New Zealand Pinot Noirs? Your fan - Gloria Denham, Ottawa
Gloria: If you'd been payin' attention instead of wasting your brain-cells watching Oprah and Canadian Idol, you'd know that the Deacon's been watchin' the N.Z. Pinot for some time. Go grab a bottle or two of the 2004 Oyster Bay Marlborough Pinot Noir. I tried it the other night at a family dinner and it was well worth the coin, despite it's apparent youth.
Yo Deacon! Wasssssuppppp!!!!
I needs your wine assistance yet again. Last night my homey Delmonico was fillin' up with a little free gas at a 24 hour service station. Well some pecker-water alerted The Man and they roared over from the Dunkin' Donuts and hit Delmonico with a TASER and threw him in the lockup. Now that's not so bad, but Delmonico's a pacifist. He over-reacted when they tried to take him down and shot a couple of bystanders as sort of a protest against violence and police brutality. Now the muh-fuh is goin' away to do big time. Bevalante, Shasta and Ejaculine are real upset about this and want to take him a goin' away gift. Can you recommend a bottle of the best that would be appropriate for a brother facin' Manson-length time? - Rozeen, San Diego
Rozeen: Poor Delmonico! My heart goes out to you, Bro. Sometimes you do everything right and you still get hosed down. There's a real life-lesson here: Crime does not pay...unless you're more heavily armed than they are. You should always carry the heaviest weapons possible. A TASER aint no match for a Heckler and Koch MP5. Anyone who thinks it is, should bring a TASER and try to break into Fresh Mansion and see what frickin' happens... Anyway, I digress...There's only one wine for Delmonico's Goin' Away Forever Party. Tell the ladies to take him a bottle of Ca' Del Solo Big House Red. It's beefy and lurch and will go through him like a hot car!
You heard me.
Deacon Dr. Fresh
Arms Dealer to the Wine Community