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Wednesday, October 05, 2005


Led Zeppelin and Bordeaux? No mofo vino for Zoso... Posted by Picasa

6 Comments:

Anonymous Rozeen - San Diego said...

Deacon:

What music goes with Chardonnay? Should I choose Mozart for heavy oaked?

6:46 AM  
Blogger Deacon Dr. Fresh said...

Rozeen: All Chardonnay, oaked or un-oaked goes best with Black Sabbath. For unoaked I recommend the "Master of Reality" record.

D.D.F.

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Helmut - Munich said...

Dear Dr. Fresh:

I heard some cool electronica out of Germany the other day. It was called 4th Reich or something like that. Would this music be a good choice for invading Poland?

6:50 AM  
Blogger Deacon Dr. Fresh said...

Helmut:

All that music's crap! Forget the electronica. If Poland's what you want then "Strapping Young Lad" is your best choice for the invasion.

Viel Gluck!

D.D.F.

6:51 AM  
Anonymous Negg A. Tivv said...

Deacon - I didn't know what kind of wine I shouldn't drink with music other than heavy metal, so I didn't decide not to have any unless the music wasn't appropriate. Is that OK?

1:32 PM  
Blogger Deacon Dr. Fresh said...

I didn't think about not telling you nothing other than not to refrain from failing to listen to nothing other than that.

You heard me smart ass!

11:56 AM  

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